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Gambling Jokes
* Card Tip.
Never do card tricks with the magicians you are playing poker with.
**Paramedic and the Poker Game.
A paramedic answers the door, and sees he colleague standing there. The man says we need a fifth for poker. The paramedic grabs his coat, when he wife sees that her husband is talking to another paramedic, when he asks, “What’s going on, is everything ok?” The paramedic answers, “It will be, it seems four people are in desperate trouble.”
***Not drinking or gambling bum
A man walks down the street when a bum stops him and asks the man for 5 dollars. The man asks the bum: "Will you use the money to buy booze?" And the bum replies: "No." Whereupon the man asks: "Will you gamble it away?" And the bum answers: "No." Then the man asks the bum: "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
****Alligator Bet
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his beautiful house. The millionaire also had a beautiful young daughter.
One day he decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced,
"My dear guests...I want to make a bet with you. I'll bet you one million dollars or my daughter that there is no man here who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all of his might to the other side as the crowd cheered him on. Finally, the man actually made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed and said, "My man, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bet...which one do you want, my beautiful daughter or the one million dollars?" And the guy says: "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I just want the person who pushed me in that WATER!!!"
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